MIKE
Guitar
Schlitz
ROB
Lead guitar/Vocals
PBR
TOM
Bass
Schaeffer
RON
Drums
Natty Boh
SMED
Guitar
Milwaukees Best
I consider myself
a very humble
and down to
earth person.  
Basically I'm a
kind of guy that
moist girls
wouldn't think of.
I love the beach,
travel, music
(especially modern
jazz), dancing,
candlelight dinners,
movies, theater, and
self-grooming.  I also
have a very sensual
side.  The thing I like
most is to take long
barefoot walks on the
beach feeling the
wonderful ocean
breeze in my hair and
watching the sunset.  
My friends say I have
a crazy sense of
humor - I think they're
right.
I am a highly
educated man's
man.  I love to
debate politics
and philosophy.  I
work out often and
am physically fit.  I
like outdoor
activities as well
as indoor
activities.  Love to
get dressed up
but can hang out
in Levis.  I have a
wide range of
interests including
Star Trek,  
Battlestar
Galactica, Power
Rangers, and Sea
Quest.   
I also have a
large stamp
collection  that
would make
anyone say
"WOW".
I like long walks on
the beach,
puppies, and
snuggles in front
of the fireplace.  
My favorite thing
to eat is no-bean
dip with Tostido
Chips!  I also enjoy
poetry recitals,
interpretive dance,
herb tea, New Age
music,
communing with
Gaian nature
spirits, and Jello
sculpting.  Turn
ons are
amusement
parks, dining out,
movies, live
theater, weekend
getaways and
laughter
.  Turn
offs are waiting in
line and mean
people.
My birthday is
September 5th
and my star sign is
Virgo. I love small
fluffy animals like
kittens and
puppies but I
don't have any
pets because I
live in an
apartment.  
I work very hard
during the day
and in my spare
time I do yoga.  
At night I love to
have a glass of
champagne and
relax. I listen to
all types of music
- I think Kenny G
is probably my
favorite though. I
went to a Tom
Jones concert a
few years ago
and threw my
panties on stage
- that was a wild
night! I also like
hard rock bands
like Pearl Jam or
Lincoln Park.
I am a guy who
likes to work hard.  
I live on a endless
grass farm and
raise mostly
chiggers, ticks and
mosquitos.  I also
like to 'restore'
cars by dragging
them into the back
40 and letting them
'rust'.   I'm also an
amateur
pie eating
contestant.  I've
never won yet,
but I've come
close.  Let me tell
you, there's
nothing worse
than #2 in a pie
eating contest.  I
have two small
kids.  My hobbies
include
cleaning up
messes, yelling
& butt wiping.  It
is my dream to
someday learn
to play guitar.